i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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