Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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