Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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