We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
