It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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