There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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