Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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