I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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