I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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