just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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