My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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