I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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