google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Randomize