I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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