I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize