I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
