Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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