I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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