There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
