Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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