I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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