yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I believe in your delicious
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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