god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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