Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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