Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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