No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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