This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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