tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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