i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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