Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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