Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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