i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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