I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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