We're like a lot better than the average bears
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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