how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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