My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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