I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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