I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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