I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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