We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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