Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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