I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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