Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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