he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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