Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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