ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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