I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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