I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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