I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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