I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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