He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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