I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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