She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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