i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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