my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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