$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize