I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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